Hey you! Yeah, you!
Are you a metalhead? Then skip the new NordarR CD – this is not your shit!
You’re a hip hopper? Avoid the new NordarR CD – you’re not gonna dig it bro!
Are you a medieval freak? Pass on the new NordarR CD, no bagpipes here!
Are you a hippie? Don’t bother with the new NordarR CD, you can’t smoke it!
Are you a cyber goth? Please don’t buy the new NordarR CD, it doesn’t glow and you can’t hang it around your stupid neck! You like to listen to hellelectro? Don’t pick up the new NordarR CD, it’s not mainstream enough for you!
You like futurepop? Fuck off, run to mummy, dream about Ronan and jerk off!
You like to listen to EBM or you are an electrohead? Then get it!!!!! Order the new NordarR CD on the Internet, download it illegally, steal it, move heaven and earth, do some crazy shit – just get the fucking new NordaR CD, put it in your player, and check out something new from yesterday!
By the way, this shit is coming on the EBM label Electric Tremor. Got that?
label.electric-tremor.org /
www.myspace.com/nordarr 
