This is not a drill. Lock up your women and kids… and best put the men in there too: The SANTA HATES YOU barge has been sighted at sea! Sailing under the proudly hissed skull banner "Jolly Roger", the anarchistic Electro pirates directly aim at the coast. And this time, mercy is entirely out of the question.
In the course of the last years, Peter Spilles and Jinxy worked their way up from just another newcomer and quickly became an undefeatable, feared Electro fleet whose appearance only recently caused "P.A.N.I.C." far and wide. Still, this was only the foretaste of the missions they have written in their logbook this time. With madness, malignity and macabre humor on board, SANTA HATES YOU mercilessly plough the Electro world and are delighted to board every single club exhibiting the carelessness to withstand their merciless Electro torpedos. Come on, be their guest – even Jack Sparrow could use some of their rebellious fighting spirit. Prepare to be boarded!
No stone will be standing once the SANTA HATES YOU fleet has moved along. More massive, more versatile and more possessed than ever before, the inseparable duo plunders, pillages and fights through the club landscape and offers the perfect symbiosis of hard-hitting Electro, epic choruses and an extra strong seasoning of spooky lunacy that has always been so becoming for them. Just take the gripping club monument "Nothing’s Gonna Be Alright", the hypnotic Noise manifest "Das Leben fügt Ihnen und den Menschen in Ihrer Umgebung erheblichen Schaden zu", the refreshingly absurd "Watch Out Motherfucker, I Know Karate" or the edgy, seducing "The Monster In The Maze" – no one beats SANTA HATES YOU when it comes to club-oriented innovation, black humor and insane waywardness.
Beautiful, cruel and superior as the sea, malignant, perfidious and somber as the thrashing tentacles of a giant squid… "Jolly Roger" makes all the other Electro projects look like bloody amateur pirates.
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